"Wake up and French kiss the morning!"

wow....im upset...actually tired...but yall suck...I mean really really suck...so did I mention yall suck...like suck ass ...big hairy ass with shit coming out. Yes I know thats sick, but yall just suck...yeah I am at a loss of words. Well, actually just too damn tired to think of anything else but yall suck. Yall do this all the time....

hey...an acorn just fell out the tree and rolled down the roof...ok...I know...totally random, but suprisingly Im good at that. I need a drink...well, maybe just sleep...Im tryin for 10 this pm. I dont know...that never happens...I have to pack to so I can go into BR. oh well, thats it for now...I didnt really have anything to say in the first place...oh...and after tomorrow, I will only have two weeks of class left. and only 3 tests next week and 5 the next...yeay! ...did I ever mention I hate class?

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Joe E Lewis


This is a great quote...just thought yawld like it if yall aint heard it.

Ive never really broken in to anything in my life, but I feel like a pro. Im good. I broke into my own trailer. lol. ...Yep...got sorta locked out. My roomate linZ n I went to Ruston Tuesday night, and when we got back...LinZ's key wouldnt open the door. Its a piece of shit. We stood at the door tryin to open the damn thing for 10 minutes. We both had to pee and it was midnight, so naturally we were ready for supper. (we never eat at the right times) ...anyways, we tried to get the back door open and that wouldnt work. So, we tried the front door again, and I got sick of that and tried to find another way in. So, I broke in to my room. I took the screen off of the window and climbed on that hitch thing on the end of the trailer and got my window opened. well, I thought it was a dandy idea til my kidneys figurd out that my head board of my bed went all the way like 3 feet above the window. Yeah...so that was goin to work out great. I tried it anyways with my ass hangin out the window went I got stuck between the window and my head board. I finally got my bed to slide forward, so linZ walks to the front door for me to let her in. She decides to try her key one more time after all of that, and well...of course, the door opens with no problem. So, I broke into my own trailer for nothin. oh well...it was funny. ...Yude prolly gotta be there though.


well...thats about all interestin that happened this week. lata guys

I had a great time at lunch today with Natalie, and Sonmal...us normal ppl know the best topics to talk over at the table....lol...lets see...shit, more shit....and um...the runs...and bein drunk and the shits....lol...yep...thats about it.

Anyways...lata...

Oh yeah....Mal and Sonni ....i need my makeup.

this fuckin computer....i hate it....and i hate school...i need sleep...i need to relax...if i even know the meaning. and according to my massive headache i think not.
Every fuckin day we have a fuckin test or at least a quiz...this past monday...exam...tuesday.
...exams (2 of 'em)...wednesday...2 quizzes...tomorrow...exam...friday....exam...monday...exam....tuesday...exam

anyways ...aaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

Night all...Im just now gettin off the computer to go do some yoga. Anyways...see sommaya tomorra.

I wonder what movie is previewing on the back of my eyelids tonight! ...Im gunna find out by ten hopefully...30 minutes of yoga and a quick shower and then its movie time.

Im with you Mal....School sucks...Traffic sucks...school sucks and yeah...traffic sucks...and I get to drive in to BR tomorrow and get right in the middle of fartin oneal frikkin lane to go to the frikkin doctor whose married but asked if we were datin in the middle of frikkin work traffic by the time I get to BR. Yeah...thats gunna suck...oh well...cheese dip and games at Aint Jawcies humble abode. Ok...just a question...what does "humble abode" really mean?

I know not. I care not. I just dont care. It sounds cute enough. Actually, it sounds like its raining. Fun. That means my black truck that already looks brown is goin to look like a black and brown zebra from all the dirt running down it from the rain. Oh well, I have some more reading and studying to do.

Did I mention that school sucks. I dont know. I like the people, which is fairly odd for me. There always seems to be someone in my classes that I just dispise. But I actually like everyone. I even like most of the teachers, I just hate the fact that they seem to think that we have no lives outside of school and they expect us to leave class at 12 and study the rest of the day and then go to class at 9 the next day...then leave at 12 and study til 9am and then repeat the cycle over and over. They're crazy I tell ya...crazy.

Anyways...Im gunna go yoga it...try to relieve some stress...if that is possible for me.

Ok...normally I get on here and talk about school. well...it sucks. I am so fartin stressed it aint funny. Dental Hygiene is fun...when you're not being graded. I screwed up my Post-clinic comp horribly. I didnt even use my nitrile gloves ( utility gloves)...for disinfection. That right there was the cause of me making a 73 % on post-clinical. I dont know. I did pretty well on all the other comps
Autoclave comp: 100!!!!!
Handwashing: 100!!!! - its not as easy as you think...think...its for DH...not just after you pee
Gloving/Degloving: 90B...I forgot to check the back of my gloves for leaks under the water
Instrument Prep: 93!!! Whihch is a A...the lowest one, but still an A.
Pre-Clinic: 92! ...very high B. Gotta hate the 7 pt scale
and then the
Post Clinic: seventy-frickin-three!!! ...I have no idea what grade that actually is...I figure its probably an F or maybe a D.
Anyways...I have an exam in Dental anatomy tomorrow. Gotta go study. I need to do good in that one.
Thank goodness that we only have two more class days this week.

Well...I just wanted to check my email and then of course I get distracted by LJ. Anyways...two more days and the first week will be over. Thank goodness. These professors are fartin crazy. I have so much work to do its not funny. Well, I say work, mostly just reading so far and a little bit of studying, and of course trying to get organized. That is the hardest part I think. Well, Im off to go shower and read the DH code of ethics and chapter 1 and 5. We've already had to read ch 2, 3, and 4. Fun stuff! yeah right.

AAAAAhhh! ...Its starting to lightning and thunder. Yeay. Anyways...so how far away is the end of the semester? ...It needs to come very quickly. I am already stressed out. All I have done for the past two days is go to class, go buy stuff for class, write check after check, and do homework for class. I have barely had any time to eat, pee, and sleep. Oh well...thats it for now. Im goin to do some more homework. Dental Hygiene(DH) is fun but way to much work.

Just got out of the tub. A bath desperately needed. I did Richard earlier...gotta love sweatin to the oldies. Anyways, then after a while I got in the pool for a little. I did some water aerobics. Yeay! go me. anywhoo, I was about to print some pics of the computer so I decided to update.

Ok, well, Sonni and I beat Aunt Jawcie and mom at canasta 2x last night and I won the crazy game. woop-t-do!!!!

To Mal and Sonni...we need some Sonmalin. Anyways...ya'll check ya'lls email and call me. Im about to go shopping, and no its not for me. Gotta get a b-day present for Laura. Today's her b-day. Anyways, so, Mal when ya get out of classes? ...I know you've told me a thousand times, but once more please. I want some baked chickin and mashed po-ta-toes.

Stir 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Well...gotta get dressed and fix the do. So, yeah...

I returned the video, Mal. ...I did it this morning before I returned it. Im gunna miss that video. It was fun. And it was only 30 minutes, so it was e-z to squeeze in.

Goin to see the Wedding Crashers in a bit.

Ty got braces today!!!...yeah, Im goin to see him tomorrow, so we'll see how that went! lata all.

Hey all. Well...its been a fun, but busy weekend. We've had the boys this whole time (my nephews). Anyways...they are watching the Jungle Book now. Im aobut to go watch. Yeay. At least I'll get to rest a little. Yeah...the other night was fun at Aunt Jawcies. I love just getting together to visit. Just sit around and talk about well....um...anything and everything. Well...Im gunna go catch part of the jungle book and try to chill a little b4 my mom gets here. AAAgggghhhh! ...She stresses me out. She's been gone all day. Its been really nice. Anyways. Lata4now

Hey there ya'll. Havent updated lately. Im at Mal's house now. We just got through with yoga. And we are about to do Richard Simmons dancin' video. Anyways...typing and talkin on the phone is hard. Well, yeah...Im talking to Kelly now. I hadnt talked to him in a while. Anyways...lata

This kinda stuff, I find funny. (At least most of the time)...My friend Rachel sent this to me in an email. I like #3 the best I think...its so true. And if #5 would really and truly double your money...it would be my favorite.


The Lighter Side of Zen ?
1. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.

2. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

3. If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.

4. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

5. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

6. Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you

Anyways...I got to swim tonight. The water was so warm, it felt like bath water. It was so relaxing. Well, thats all for now...Im getting hungry so, Im gunna go to bed so I wont eat anything.

I am finally done with my summer classes.
My grades as follows:
Anatomy and Physiology lab ...A...(over 100%)...I liked all the bonus we got.
First Aid lab ...A...so easy...and Im now certified in CPR.
I get a little card and everything
Nursing Research ...A...hopefully, I have a B right now, but with the bonus,
it should bring me up to an A.

Anyways...I will say more later...right now I have to go wash my truck and burn some calories doin it.
I'll catch up with all the new info lata.

Oh yeah, and Im like completely stupid. As of yesterday, I am goin on a date tomorrow with Adam. I mean...how stupid is that. Ok, so I guess you'd have to know the whole thing to know what I am talking about. Anyways, Im the retarded one who cant say no cuz she doesnt want anyone to be mad at her.

And my pic again for this update...my baby...Kenzie, isnt my baby so pretty! ...hers is just so cute!

I hope everybody else is not as stressed out as I am at the moment. Two more days! ...that sounds really good. However, everything is crammed into these next two days, when everybody else has them in the next four. Stressful shit ya'll. I have a quiz in A&P tomorrow, reveiw in first aid, and an exam in Nursing Research tomorrow...then...on Wednesday...I have a lab practical (exam) in A&P lab, an exam in first aid, and a poster presentation. All this in two days. Im just ready for wednesday around 730 in the pm, and it will all be over! gotta go study!

Well, this probably doesnt count as an update cuz it aint gunna be long. Im so tired. I am goin to bed! ...And I plan to make it there before 11 in the pm. That means I have 26 minutes to get me a drink of water, finish this, turn off the computer, brush my teeth, change for bed, and actually get in bed and not get back up. It seems like every night I find something I have to get back up for. Like turn my radio on...I listen to the same CD every night to go to bed. Im not sure why, but I fall asleep so much faster than with any other music. Anyways...I got so freaked out last night...I went to bed at like 130 and then woke up at 230 and had to pee. So, I get up and go to the bathroom. And while Im peeing, I hear music. Ok, my CD had turned off long before that. I leave the TV on, but I mute it at night (just to make it look like someone is awake). I walked in the den and I could hear it coming from the other side of the trailer! ...I got so freaked out, cuz I am the only one here. My roommate is not here, but there is noise(music) coming from her room. Anyways, so I left the bathroom light on and shut my bedroom door and put my hamper against it. It scared the shit out of me. I didnt know why there was music. I thought...to rationalize the possibility that there is a reasonable explanation to this all and I that I shouldnt be scared and nauseated like I was. In my thinkin I figured that it could be LinZs alarm clock, but then continued to think, why would it be goin off in the middle of the night. Well, I checked this morning and, yes, it was her alarm clock. Thank God thats all it was. I, needless to say, got very little sleep last night. So, I need to make up for it. I have about 15 minutes now until I said I was goin to be in bed. So....nite all.

Im never updating again...never never.